Current mood: When you wake up and it’s not October #November1st 😞 #Thanksgiving 👎

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I think I made it inside the Myers house last night but I was so drunk I can't remember. Fuck me. I guess I gotta do it again just to be sure

So did anyone find my truck or what?

Quiet Tim. Don't talk about last night. If Kara finds out we slept together in her bed she'll kill us

Last night he murdered 16 people, maybe more. Sheriff Meeker and Sheriff Brackett shot at him six times, but his doctor of all people, stepped in front and saved him. Now Michael Myers is gone. Yes indeedy

Damnation escaped us last night. Again. But have no fear. I've found a few good pilgrims at the bar to help look for the bastard. We're highly intoxicated but we'll find it.

It's not my fault the girls in this town don't wise up to what men want. I have a right to do what's best for me

My takeaway from last night? Grandmother was right. The boogeyman is real. And the guys in this town are all cheating jerks

Dude I've been trying to reach Oscar all day and he's not picking up. His mom is freaking the fuck out! Where is he?

I knew he was gay! Julie was right again!

No one uses the hydrotherapy tub for hydrotherapy. Try again.

Everyone is dead! And my uncle is still out there!

Again I did not sleep with Dr. Mathis last night at the hospital. I was receiving hydrotherapy.

I saw that color on a bottle of Gin and thought it would look good. Huh, guess I was wrong.

Hello, 9-1-1. The only candy left at the Discount Mart is 3 Musketeers.

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This is an emergency. It’s not a hoax.

I promise you, it wasn’t John who killed those people last night. He wasn’t even in town. He was at a gay party at the place by the name of The Blue Oyster Bar in Chicago.

You bought that outfit from a flea market, didn’t you?

Same.

Just when you think things can’t get any worse, I heard another ambulance crashed into the Mill Creek this morning. Everyone inside was killed. Damn that bridge.