Two men in their 50s should not be buying a baby.

A pattern emerges.

“Having XY chromosomes doesn’t mean we are dudes” he says. I’ve got some news that he’s not gonna like…

What the f🤬k did I just read?!

MORE FEMININE 😆😆

Brb hitting the gym.

WHY DOES THIS EXIST LMAO AND ITS NEARLY £600 😂

Shots fired by Libs of TikTok 🙊

Just went to the shops with my kid at 8pm. Some heavily drunk guy with a crutch fell over whilst walking past me. It annoyed me to have to drag him up off the ground and get him back on his feet, because damn, you did this to yourself. Maybe don’t. But what kinda horrid person

Have we all just collectively forgotten about the single worst tweet of all time?

Why do British people pronounce it bo’ol’o’woh’uh? Because the Americans threw the T in the harbour. 🇺🇸

If you were following Dr Dr Judith, his new account is Dr Dr Judith Butler MSc. Follow at your own risk. I’ve heard he’s a right C U Next Tuesday. 🫶🏻😂

Yo Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 can I help? 😂🫶🏻

PLEASE HELP ME RATIO HIM 🙏

Look at this house on RightMove 😂

Only one cure for this.

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Apparently people are mad that I invited Mr. Emily Dawn 🌹☂️🗺️🌹🐙 into a space earlier. This is my formal response: I don’t care.

How I’ll be sleeping tonight knowing I’m living in people’s heads rent free.