Bruno here, in pole possession. 🏁

Ted here, I’ve seen this on the local news. Bruno… fetch dad’s big slipper.

Dear Louis! You will be hugely missed old pal! You had a fabulous good innings at nearly 16, we’re so proud of you, you have earned your rest old soldier 🫡🫡sending your mummy hugs - Ted n’Brune

Happy Tongue Out Tuesday everyone! Greetings from the comfort of mum’s fluffy white dressing gown.

Sssshhhhh….we’re waiting for our brekki to arrive. Why waste our energy, c’mon mum chop-chop!

Ted might be a bit mutton, but I definitely heard the fridge door open.

There’s a theme emerging here….
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Right what we got here? Let the dog see the rabbit. 👀
Leaves 👎
Mushrooms 👎
Steak…. BINGO! 👍👍👍👍

Welcome to Brindle HQ, it’s Friday night, sit on the sofa with us and get ready to bark at the telly. WOOOOF!

Fancy a hotdog Ted?
Errrrm, no I think I’ll give it a miss.

The Brindled Art Critics - Today we look at a fine work that is genuinely shortlisted for the Turner Prize this year. To the average man in the street it may just look like a Ford Escort with a big doily on top, but to us….. No, actually it is a car with a doily on top.

I can’t believe it’s been 4 years since dad baked a quiche. Starts singing:
🎵All we are saying, is give quiche a chance🎵

One big difference between me and Bruno is, he doesn’t give kisses. If you pucker up near me you’ll get a kiss alright, it’s like being slapped in the face with a warm floor mop. “Hey, there’s no need to go and get a flannel, ruddy cheek!”

It’s St George’s Day, England’s patron saint but let’s look at the facts
1. He was Greek
2. Fighting for the Romans
3. At a time when the Romans were the occupying force in Britain
4. He claimed to have killed a “dragon”

So, an invading mercenary who was a bit of a bull s#!tter!

*Paw Circle Please*
Teddie here, our darling little friend Chloe Chloe is feeling rather unwell, please could we all send paw-prayers and love to her and her Mummy. Thank you friends, I’m here watching out for her concernedly from across the world.
Teddie 🙏🏻🙏🏻🤞🏽🤞🏽💗💗😘😘

It’s been a cracking weekend for walks. No rain, and plenty of piddle patches to sniff,

As a foundation to a good breakfast, hot buttered toast is aways a good start….

As it’s Animal Cruelty Awareness Week, I thought I would retweet this. It should be renamed Some Humans are Arse’oles Week.

Gooood mooorning Dollllly! dolly bulldog
Look it’s Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day today. Mind you that’s isn’t news to us, we think you’re beautiful everyday of the year. ❤️X❤️X❤️

daysoftheyear.com/days/bulldogs-…

Ted here, doing my impression of an Antimacassar, you don’t see them anymore.

For any millennials who don’t know what they are, it’s a small hand held percussion instrument, as used by Bez in The Happy Mondays. 😉