this is the wasteland, we hustle here!! take yo sensitive ass back to the vault, dweller!

it's extremely funny to me that if you say you do 14th century medicine people go 'umm?? human resources??' but say you're a practitioner of ancient indigenous knowledge and the middle class white hippies go all over it. it's just orientalism, repackaged

Had my Calippo right where I want it last night. Let it settle post-freezer for the perfect amount of time. Achieved the desired slushy texture without liquidising the whole block, leaving an adequate reservoir of juice collecting at the bottom. A classy, classy performance.

The way I RAN through the station to get on the train 5 mins before departure...I'd rather wait 40 mins and chill out than go through that stress again

My neurosis is always getting to places far too early, usually waiting 40 mins for a train in the station

Decide to be more sensible and get a bus 15 mins later than usual

Stuck in traffic and mega stressful as the time until my train (advance single ticket) ticks down

Extremely Skelly coded

the only tortured poet i care about

Morning