Hey Jessrocks🇬🇧

I’ve been cooking Polish again today. Gołąbki (pron Go-wom-key) or little pigeons. Cabbage leaves stuffed with ground beef and pork with rice, onions and garlic served in a tomato sauce.

Sunak: my predictions

- triple lock removed
- NI rises back in
- benefits lifted by half inflation
- cuts in public spending

“Tough decisions” my arse. Easy decisions that’ll be tough on YOU #UnelectedPM

#UnelectedPM

I wasn’t furloughed
I had no grants
I had no bounce back loans
I didn’t eat out to help out
I didn’t test
I had no benefits

Why TF am I supposed to now pay for those who did?

This ain’t right

BREAKING

Cyber attack from Russian IP addresses brings down WhatsApp in the U.K.

Oh dear.

Morning from #chemtrails covered Oxfordshire

What a coincidence!

There’s a partial eclipse of the sun just as #SunakTheSnake meets the king to become PM

Whilst I wanted Boris back, let’s remember that he didn’t win an 80 seat majority. Nigel Farage gave him that majority by pulling out of so many Tory seats.

One of my dogs. Back of sofa, zonked out by 6pm

My congratulations to World Economic Forum on installing your latest infiltrator Rishi Sunak as PM of the U.K.

It’s good to know that whilst we won’t own anything and be happy he will be rich beyond the dreams of avarice yet will be unhappy.

Last week of my eldest boy piloting out of Marrakesh before returning back to the U.K.

So from next week if you’re flying out of Birmingham and hear “….this is your pilot Mini Bollard…” you’re in safe hands

Get #ready4Bollard

May I be the first to congratulate ME on soon becoming PM thanks to the Tories crowning #RishiSnake

Get your pronouns ready and get #ready4Bollard