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when you find yourself quoting the seminal 1998 poker hustle classic starring Matt Damon and Edward Norton, that’s Rounder mode

The greatest shot in television ever...

I was looking for something in my Google Drive, and I came across an export of Tweets (37k of them, including mine, retweets of mine, replies to them, etc.) from Thu Nov 14 02:19:43 +0000 2019 to Sat Mar 07 17:58:53 +0000 2020... And I have no idea why I exported them. At all.

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O. M. G.!!!! This looks amazing!

A Developer’s Guide to #ActivityPub and the #Fediverse thenewstack.io/a-developers-g… #OpenSource #TechNews

Be part of the next State of #PostgreSQL survey!

How rude! Miley, me and my beagles Alice and Biscuit would gladly welcome you into our home.

Oh, Concur... I never missed you

Got my 7th COVID shot (5th booster) since March 2021 this afternoon, along with a flu shot. Was planning on mixing it up and going with a Moderna this time, but the Walgreens location only had the Pfizer so I'm still #TeamPfizer

Save a glass, drink from the bottle

I really need to stop asking the questions that I don't want to know the answers to

The joy of switching insurance with the new job, and them flat out denying the ADHD med prior authorization from your doctor that you've been taking for 2+ years and the reason being: "You need to try other medications before we'll approve this one." American "healthcare" sucks.

I feel like I must be doing something right... It's taken me 8 business days since I was forced back to Windows before I got a BSOD

X GON' GIVE IT TO YA‼️

No one gains short yardage more excitedly than Isiah Pacheco #ChiefsKingdom

LAMAR JACKSON FOR THE TIE

Next week begins my final run of conferences before the end of the year. Who will be joining me at these? 9/9-11: 🐸JFrog swampUP 9/23-24:⚙️ DevOpsDaysPortugal 10/3-4:🍺 The Monktoberfest 10/10-11:⚙️ DevOpsDaysDesMoines 10/27-29:🚀 All Things Open 11/19-21:🌐 CONNECT.TECH

Next week I am at my first (‼️) JFrog 🐸 swampUP , and will be speaking about turning #DevEx disasters into delight. Come join me! jfrog.co/46BYbjA