'Someone's stolen my horse'

It'd be great if Trump's legacy is finally getting Americans to adopt the word trump for a fart.

'We can't allow fraudsters to exploit the natural compassion and generosity of the British people.'

Oooof #bottom

Please remember that Mark Menzies is simply one bad apple. Just like William Wragg, Peter Bone, Chris Pincher, Neil Parish, Crispin Blunt, Owen Patterson, David Warburton, Scott Benton, Rob Roberts, Andrew Griffiths, Andrew Rosindell…

A Conservative donor, who paid for private jet flights for Rishi Sunak, has £14 million of his assets frozen due to fraud allegations ft.com/content/c857fc…

'It's very weird being in a world without him' - Adrian Edmondson ❎ opens up about missing Rik Mayall and remembers the love and joy they shared. #BottomExposed , tonight at 9pm, only on GOLD.

I thought Jimmy Carr was meant to be the hardest working comedian who takes pride in joke ownership. The 'How do you know someone is..' joke goes back decades, the vegan variant is at least 10 years old and even this old twat did it.

Honestly thought that ring light was going to go full death ray

Whilst we are considering the latest scandal of a Tory MP remember we still don’t know what exactly Gove has been up to but what a remarkable ability to keep himself out of the headlines he has eh?

I'm so tired of how fucked the world is and how shit the people in it are.

These tories are just like us x

'you stand accused of 65 years unpaid wages to rest of the Scooby gang and 2 counts of grabbing by the pussy'

David Bowie: why so sad Bing?

Bing Crosby: My inflatable butt has gone flat.

DB: You need my rubber bum pump?

BC: Rubber bum pump?

DB: Rubber bum pump.

Something something fossil fuels

i want liz truss to go on hot ones to promote her new book and just take a bite of plain chicken and start screaming

Can't believe Liz Truss backed the wrong horse yet again. #smokingban