Stop talking about integrity and honour. These are bullshit terms that obfuscate and distract from the fundamentals issue.

MPs will keep getting away with sexual assault, corruption and the rest until they are independently regulated.

It's as simple as that.

#Newsnight #bbcqt

It's weird how, whenever Tory sexual assault is raised on the BBC they never mention the still unresolved allegations against the actual gormer Prime Minister and leader of the Conservative party.

It's almost as if they're not allowed to talk about it.

#Newsnight #bbcqt

#Newsnight #bbcqt

Tories and sexual assault - a 🧵

#Newsnight #bbcqt

Scrapping licence fee would kill off most BBC radio stations, Radio Industry analysis suggests telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/…

Sorry to rain on your parade The Telegraph

1. We haven't issued a denial
2. We aren't cloud seeding in UAE
3. Our weather and climate scientists are providing evidence-based comments to explain what happened
4. Read more from them at rdg.ac/49GVsW3
5. Jog on

Exactly.

I want my freedom back.

#RejoinEU #Erasmus

* OFFICIAL APOLOGY *

An apology on behalf of the #RejoinEU Party Treasurer

Sometimes in politics people get things wrong & have to apologise, and as party treasurer I feel I must do this now to the people who recently donated £5,000 to our party

I’m sorry to say this money…

Not only is there no Tory branding but that is one of Labour's slogans from the 2001 election...

Or that Sunak is also being blackmailed.

In fact, the last five years of Tory political decisions strongly suggests the whole parliamentary party has been sharing dick pics on Grindr.

Well, that'll teach him.

'Fart' means the same in the US as it does in the UK, right?

He actually did it