When you take a loan at a bank, they sell you money for even more money.

Pakistan's head cricket coach in T20 cricket world cup. Zombie Tablighi Saqlain Mushtaq.

What is the biggest threat to Vatican?

Vatican't

If reincarnation was real, dementia will be termed as premature reincarnation.

Tablighi Jamat lost to Zimbabwe and is out of semi finals contention.

Lesson learnt.

Don't have bearded men as coach or players.

14 runs in Shaheen Afrididi's first over vs Zimbanwe.

Shahid Afridi is considering breaking engagement of his daughter.

Having a dead animal in your fridge is creepy. But a dead animal in small pieces is normal.

Your birthday is also anniversary of meeting your mother.

By DFS method Ireland beat England by 5 runs.

Likely Semi finals line up

India vs Australia
NZ vs Pakistan

Penny Morduant concedes and Rishi Sunak becomes the Prime Minister of the UK.

Salman Rushdi lst sight in one eye and lost use of one hand as nerves in the hand were cut.

He survived the jihadi attack.

Pakistan did well to restrict India to win by ONLY 4 wickets.

Pakistan 6 for 1 in two overs.

India will win by 5 wickets or more?

Australia, England, India and NZ are favourites to win 2020 T20 Cricket WC.

NZ are about to beat Australia in the inaugural match by a large margin.

Australia 89 for 7 in 13.3 overs chasing a target of 201.

In the UK, Prime Ministers and Chancellors are changing so fast that a rota system has been introduced.