Mother Nature deserves the odd win. This one in Folkestone Harbour, where she suggests emphatically ‘er, l think l’ll tell you when you can take your boats out to fish!’

It’s got, what, 8 stops on its own island, so seems only fair.

I both despise and don’t understand what’s going on here, in equal measures.

Isn’t the effect of a sentence almost the entire point of a sentence?

Well said Brian. And, by the way, betrayal of what, precisely, l have to ask?

Be honest, dudes!

If you don’t think #JamesEarlJones performance in #FieldOfDreams isn’t one of the most beautiful things to be committed to cinema then you ain’t watched it properly. What a giant RIP

What a man, Wendell. What a totem.

To be that brilliant and classy, Titus. Amen!

What a fine man he was. RIP.

Col, when you get them pipes for free, then use them so beautifully… what a man!!

Ivan Toney makes very generous offer to pals in leaving speech before Britain's new highest-paid player jets to Saudi thesun.co.uk/sport/30343735…

Seriously. Good luck to him. And here’s the other thing….l hope he stays on the England radar. But where that fits in that league…???

Oh this stinks!

On it!!

If the filling is 3 £1 coins, ok.

Well if people on television said it? Much as Captain Kirk said ‘beam me up, Scotty’ and there he was on the Enterprise. And if you can’t trust Star Trek..?

Just 2 old Hoboken boys hanging at the Duke Of York, Hanwell. The Liz Line has opened up some strange new doors.

Fair enough, but how about this, just stop fucking shooting stuff? There are other things to do.

I’m never calling one of dozen Maze babies my favourite. But l hear you!