Erm…..

Today mostly consisted of loitering behind someone’s conifer hedge

Given you could hear them at Birchenwood this morning it appears this is another thing to add to my list of failures. Time to give someone else a go #GetGullisGone

Jonathan why won’t you talk to me? You’ve normally got so much to say
We all want to know

Why are you only petitioning for half your constituency?

Is it the 5p difference?
Is it that Tory ‘Garden Tax’ alright?
Or don’t you like your constituents in Kidsgrove and Talke?

In GullisLand everything is fine in Tunstall all thanks to me because I’ve sold off the Library and Baths to someone to do something with them eventually

Meanwhile 24 hours later in the real world….

#GetGullisGone

This is the same Chris Philp who was chosen to be the Conservative on the Stoke edition of #Questiontime back in 2021 instead of me who was sent to beg for votes in Market Drayton. This resulted in me sulking and filming my infamous Facebook live rant. How low must HQ rate me?

Hi Jonathan Gullis MP could you please explain the following

You’re very angry about Stoke Labour introducing a £40 per year brown bin collection but you’re fine with the £39.95 Conservative Newcastle-under-Lyme have charged constituents in Kidsgrove & Talke for years

Why is this?

As you can tell from my incoherent rant at PMQs (if you can translate Gullis) I’m very, very, very angry about the ‘garden tax’ in Stoke North……unless you live in Kidsgrove and Talke and pay Tory garden tax which is fine

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I'M the king of the mingers
Woah, The Stoke on Trent MP
I've reached the top but soon I'll flop
And that's what's worrying me
I wanna be a top statesman
And rule Westminster town,
But all they do is mock me
They're tired of my monkeying around...

See tofu eating woke lefties of Twitter. I am useful #GullisOut

Me appear on #PMQs today. Me must try not to act like King Kong and go viral

We’re now implementing plan P to try and save our seats…..Hope World War 3 starts before we have to call an election

Meanwhile you can fill in my data mining defence survey and tell me what type of tank you’d like me to buy and if you want a submarine to go with it

Just ignore the fact I want to get rid of Churchill’s ECHR and if he was around today I’d be shipping St George off on the first plane to Rwanda

Oddly enough those ‘grave concerns’ went away once I was given the Deputy Chairman job

Obviously the blue crayon lodged two thirds of the way up my right nostril has given me selective amnesia as I’ve forgotten I didn’t like the #RwandaBill and abstained although it might have been the Deputy Chairman job offer that makes me like it more now #GullisOut

Deputy Chairman job and suddenly I like the Rwanda Bill I abstained on. I’m a man of principles

I have really taken to my role as head gaslighter, dead cat slinger, woke warmonger knob head that my ex mate Lee Anderson did before me

Although I’m not surprised I’m focused on this given how much I’ve cocked up levelling up Stoke, stopping boats, bringing Brexit benefits etc

I seem to have forgotten that time I abstained (didn’t back) the Rwanda bill again. It’s hard being me

I’d like to inform Kier Starmer he can only be patriotic if he brings a flag to his local climbing wall. #GullisOut