BREAKING: In a shocking rebuke of Donald Trump and JD Vance, Republican Governor of Ohio, Mike DeWine, just eviscerated the claim that Haitian immigrants have been eating cats and dogs. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Trump is lying.

Go JD! Trump is starting to hate you but his sons, Bevis and Druggy- are still behind you, 100%.

Go JD! “Creating Stories” worked so well in “Mein Kampf.”

Go JD! What’s the likelihood he’s gone be next Friday? Trumpy’s polls are going to suck this week. I mean - really suck.

When your campaign is imploding politically and financially - you pull the emergency ripcord.

Third Happiest Person in America today? Sarah Palin.

“Hey, Boss….” “JD Vance just imploded all over Sunday TV and Harris is up +7 in all national polls.” “What should we do?” “I got it….”

Go JD! GO GO GO!

Got $50 that you're going to hear this (unattributable) by Tuesday: ".....JD Vance is a liability."

Elon Musty thinks he is really pulling a cute one trending Martha’s Vineyard for 2 weeks. Sorry, Clown. It’s all about Trump, Facist Punk Boy, and Springfield.

Remember when The Orange Slob shit all over Medal of Honor Recipients a month ago? Hell, Springfield is just a warm up for the final sprint.

Media is reporting that Trump has applied for his 9th Deferment. Mar-a-Lago

SHOTS FIRED. JD Vance: “Thanks, God.”

While everyone is focusing on this whack job's political beliefs, I'm also pretty concerned that a guy with 8 previous criminal convictions including for barricading himself inside a business with a gun in Greensboro was able to get his hands on an AK-47.

#trumpassassinationattempt2 JD Vance: Thanks, Man. Phew.

Tough Day. JD Vance's Mein Kampf Book Tour was interrupted by some Republican trying to shoot Donald Trump with a gun. #MondayVibes

JD Vance to Ryan Wesley Routh last night: "Thanks, Man....."

Now that the #StagedAssassinationAttempt has concluded and the 54 Fundraising Appeals have been sent out - what time does JD Vance's "Mein Kampf Book Tour" continue?

So what time does JD Vance's "Mein Kampf Book Tour" continue?

Unlike 99% of his colleagues in the media, Lester Holt has decided to report the news. Not some pseudo "balanced," both-sides bullshit. But the real, live news. God Bless Him.