ask yourself why Guy Fieri goes to cousin fucker Midwest towns and finds sick restaurants but this guy goes exclusively to top 50 metro areas and always ends up complaining about the food definition of skill issue

“Why’s everyone care so much about Oasis?” -the funniest possible thing to overhear from an English bartender

Out of office for a few days.

Democrats have a double digit lead in the enthusiasm gap, the first time Gallup has found this question favoring Dems this cycle 🚨🇺🇸

Zero pick pocket attempts in europe so far. Do my pockets not look abundant? Am I not immersed in the moment? Humiliating.

Attending a soccer game in Scotland today

Mail haul after nine days abroad. Nice to know both campaigns were thinking about us!

Neighborhood Facebook group is lit this afternoon

Do your job in such a way so people anonymously whine to the Washington Post about how meticulous and demanding you are

At Trader Joe’s and I —

Wake up it’s game day

Go Lions. This is the year.

McClendon is very good at holding/tripping Hutch and getting away with it. Most valuable skill that any OL facing the Lions can have

As Tom Brady made his broadcasting debut Sunday on Fox, curiosity has risen on where Brady played college football at? Here's what to know: lansingstatejournal.com/story/sports/c…

I bring a “I think using chatgpt and similar programs is morally wrong” vibe to my workplace that my coworkers don’t really like.

Honoring the day of service with our Michigan Dept. of Labor and Economic Opportunity colleagues and Habitat Michigan doing rehabilitation of a few homes on Lansing’s Eastside MSHDA 🏗️🏘️

We honored 9/11 Day today with Michigan Dept. of Labor and Economic Opportunity and Habitat Michigan working on homes with colleagues in Lansing and discussing how volunteerism and safe, affordable housing enhance communities across Michigan. #VolunteerMichigan

Making this neighborhood more walkable and pleasant for people (not cars) will be good for businesses. It’s insane that even needs to be said.