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Never in all my ‘Nick & Norah’s’ fan girl days did I think Michael Cera would be just one of the dads I say hi to at the park every morning. 😂 You think he thinks “Dude! I live down the street from the chick from Big Wet Asses 17!”??? 😂😂😂

I watched episode 5 of The Last of Us at midnight last night. Jfc. I am not okay. 😩

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Hi. 💜 I’m posting some updates for the first time in a long time. 😬😬 jaydenmichele.com

Happy summer solstice 🧡

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Number two, due Thanksgiving. #boymom ❤️ instagram.com/p/CxIl4svuWU2/

Healthy baby boy arrived November 16th. Thank you for all the well wishes. Mom, baby, and entire family of four are doing great. 🖤

My three year old asked me for “prussel prouts” (brussels sprouts) for dinner… and then actually ate them. All of them. I just want to know when and where I can get my Mom Of The Year award??? 🙃