Dear Vodafone UK … what does “freat” mean?

“Join the FREAT British Broadband Switch”…??

I can’t find it in the dictionary. I don’t feel very confident about using your kompany. ✌️

How does a dog travel on a plane? In the hold, with the baggage? Isn’t it noisy & cold down there?
Curious coz at airport, saw beautiful Scottie dog, interested to know how he’s treated on plane. 🐕 ✈️

“Rock solid, high quality stand-up… with occasional flashes of viciousness delighting the room” 🤣
British Comedy Guide

Jo Caulfield is bringing her side-splitting comedy tour to Saltburn Arts
Sunday 12 May

ℹ️🎟️saltburnarts.co.uk/~saltburnarts/…

My favourite restaurant in #Malaga … Mamuchis … been there four times in last 2 years.
Mexican meets Asian meets Greek fusion … meets Nick Cave’s decorator. With The Stones playing in the background.✌️

When I grow up I want to be a Stand Up Comedian and play Skipton Town Hall. 🤞

6pm. Just walked back into my room. 🇪🇸 💚

Cheesecake in Britain tastes absolutely sh*te compared to cheesecake in Spain. I blame Brexit.

It only took 48 years…

Best beer I’ve tasted this week…

Apparently the worst behaved dog in #Malaga is the Scottish Terrier. I guessed as much. 🤷‍♀️

Prices get worse every year. It’s going to kill the Fringe. Take a look at Falkirk, Dunfermline, Musselburgh… all just 20-25 min from Edinburgh centre. All considerably cheaper. ✌️

Happy Maggies Death Day.
This woman on the day of her funeral will be forever in our hearts ❤️

How could you not order a beer that has a Polar Bear logo…?

“Rock solid, high quality stand-up … with occasional flashes of viciousness delighting the room”
British Comedy Guide

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

💥Here Comes Trouble! 🤣
Jo Caulfield
Exeter Phoenix #Devon
Sunday 28 April

ℹ️🎟️exeterphoenix.org.uk/events/jo-caul…

'Jo Caulfield is whip-smart, her stories as insightful as they are hilarious'
The Scotsman

💥Here Comes Trouble! 🤣
Storyhouse #Chester
Sunday 21 April

ℹ️🎟️storyhouse.com/whats-on/jo-ca…