HIRING

looking for someone to spoil me

There’s a time Deli’s dad pissed me off so I bought her a vuvuzela and those sneakers that squeak when you walk in them

Pettiness >>>>

I’ve dealt with so many mad people today lemme just go get TLC

Absolutely massive

real

men are supposed to be madly obssessed with their girl , that’s like basic biology

i don’t say “i love you” out of habit, i say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me

As a man why are you not fighting for the girl you want

I woke up feeling unreasonable today but let me go sleep and try again later

Perfect day
Perfect people
And about to have the perfect night ❤️

Your man fuckin your sister And telling her he married the wrong sister is nasty business

my future husband is probably fake laughing at his girlfriends Iame jokes rn. be patient king, a true clown is on the way.

4k nails 2k toes

Get another
Duh 🙄

Fine I’ll rewatch it then

I miss alcohol
Raw dogging life isn’t easy

I collectively saved a couple of numbers under the name “do not pick” and now it’s Russian roulette
I never know who is calling all I know is I shouldn’t pick it 😂😂😂

Dropped all my hoes for a nigga for so long so now I either get new hoes or go get the nigga back

New it is

Wah me and who