I will never again allow someone to treat me like I'm not good enough

Just introverted so hard I think I sprained a kidney.

It’s a beautiful day when you don’t have to Monday.

I'm the hot dad as long as you find bald dad bods hot.

My emotional baggage can easily fit in the overhead bin but I can’t reach it so it’s gonna stay there.

If their “rest of their life” plan doesn’t include you, don’t waste your time including them in yours.

The type of love where you never have to beg for their love, time and attention.

Forget Netflix and chill … let’s spend all night making love under the stars and then watch the sunrise while cuddling.

the person reading this has a cute booty

Actions speak louder than words, but words are what initiate the action

Pull me into your lap and call me your spooky baby.

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come flirt with me so we can fall in love and kiss

Fun Fact: The book Oliver Twist is not about a new technique on twisting nipples.

When he plays with himself to pictures of me >>>

Women love sex too and it’s a good thing

Know what's frightening? Love.
Know what's even scarier?
Its absence in your life.

my love language is don’t be a fucken asshole and we’ll get along great