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Kevin Burke

@Ke7inBurke

omg hi | headline contributor @theonion @reductress @bwaybeatnews | he/him

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sitting in my apartment at 10am: i’m so cozy, i love being inside

sitting in my apartment when it gets dark at 4:30: my bones are as old as the soil and an ancient darkness slumbers within me

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out of nowhere kevin goes “i would go on a safari with you” and when i glance over, this is what he’s looking at on his phone

out of nowhere kevin goes “i would go on a safari with you” and when i glance over, this is what he’s looking at on his phone
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taking the amtrak is so fun. when you drive all you see is ugly highways but when you take the train you get to see some guy’s weird backyard

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People are still surprised that Kelly Clarkson is good at singing covers like she didn’t literally become famous for winning a cover singing contest

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So funny how trick or treating for NYC kids is fully dependent on whether Popeyes and the laundromat put out a candy bowl

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