“Stop biting me, it hurts”
My honest reaction:

Imagine being the type of guy who sees something funny on twitter so you decide to screenshot it and post it to Facebook

ふくときなこ💕落ちそ〜〜🍊

I would actually love to live some isolationist eco-hitlerite walden pond antisocial rich kid fantasy. Maybe after I pay off my credit debt

That man treated it so poorly to where it’s no longer able to thrive in its original environment (or in any environment), and you’re saying it’s insane to take it from him instead of it being insane to kidnap wildlife in the first place?
Your priorities are incredibly fucked up.

Bugs are always welcome on my skin

TIK TOK AUTOMATICALLY ADDED THIS SOUND 😭

見ていて飽きないタコの動き♪
2024･04･16
＃ミズダコ
＃みずだこ館
＃越前松島水族館

The main problem is that I have a drain with small holes glued on, so I can’t use a snake to get anything out bc it doesn’t come off. And then I have a hair catcher on top of that. I throw that hair away but there’s still hair that makes it through into the main drain

Most annoying people ever collaborated in my comment section. “Have you tried throwing the hair in the trash” No I’ve never tried that thank you for the fucking suggestion

My friend is a grade school teacher, she sent me this pic of what they’ve confiscated so far this week and it’s only Wednesday…

Me and him 🤍

Im going to have to start putting AirTags on my pens at work, I “lost” ten of them this week

Oh you want long hair? How many bottles of draino are you willing to purchase per month?

People will say “dolphins are bad b/c they r@pe” but can recognize otherwise that we can’t apply human morals to non-humans. For example, big cats will often eat their prey alive. Should we try and stop them from doing that? No, lol, they’re just doing what they do.

This is a weak argument. Non-humans can’t be assigned human morality. Many species slaughter their young post-birth, engage in what humans would consider to be “rape”, etc. But you simply cannot assign human morality to these creatures.
They don’t “know” that it’s “wrong”.

This is how it’s supposed to BE!!!!!!!!!!

Black capped chickadee , wasp having a drink together.10 sept 2023 Kanata Ontario