Super helpful when the accelerator gets stuck and you drive into a lake

Megyn can't imagine anyone genuinely caring about anything twitter.com/megynkelly/sta…

I can't handle this being called historic twitter.com/historyinmemes…

Western media keeps uncovering facts that Palestinian journalists reported long ago.

This essay abt going to a New Years Pitbull show in Miami immediately after being released from prison is one of the more beautiful things I’ve read in a while cntraveler.com/story/after-pr…

next Tesla gonna be V8 that autonomously rolls coal on cyclists and pedestrians

Hello from Ostrich Land

thank you to Chipotle corporate for ending your chicken ban just hours after Chipotle union members talked to Bloomberg!! must have just been a big misunderstanding #LiveLaughLearn

Professor Susan Bernofsky from Columbia university: “I do feel that the students are highly critical of Israeli politics, and I do not believe that is inherently antisemitic at all. And I do not feel threatened as a Jewish faculty member in any way by what’s happening on campus.”

“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971

Incredible stuff.

Something that drives me a little insane, I'll admit, is that Trump's OWN LAWYERS at his impeachment told the Senators to vote not to convict him BECAUSE he could be prosucuted if it came to that. Now they're arguing that the only way he could be prosecuted is if they convicted.

NYT alert: Harvey Weinstein's New York rape conviction was overturned
me: Not now guys I'm watching the Supreme Court decide whether presidents can do crimes

love to listen to Supreme Court oral arguments about fun hypotheticals like “if you have a womb is it possible you aren’t a person” and “should we have a king”

The fact that dishonest Clarence Thomas is sitting on this immunity case about Trump's efforts to subvert the election--which Ginni Thomas was urging and tried to facilitate through state legislators--is utterly galling and underscores the corruption of the U.S. Supreme Court.

Here’s the New York Court of Appeals’ 4–3 decision overturning Harvey Weinstein’s conviction on the grounds that the trial judge improperly allowed in evidence of prior sexual assaults. nycourts.gov/ctapps/Decisio…

They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. So I suppose it’s telling that I continue to wear a jumpsuit on a plane and then try to go to the bathroom

BREAKING: Arizona prosecutors have charged 11 fake electors for their roles in efforts to subvert the 2020 election. mcusercontent.com/cc1fad182b6d6f…