unblocked me, followed me and then blocked me again in the space of a few hours the bad weirdo

they should rename their funeral service to co-op dead

Nans at a wedding when Boogie Wonderland comes on

this you?

me and my friends would’ve killed bing with hammers i know that much

watching one day and when it’s 1992 theres a copy of indecent proposal on vhs when it wasn’t even released until 1993

Barely let hardestgeezer take the weight off his feet before upstaging him

in tears here, went to the shop and my neighbour has put up a GIANT pencil drawing of st george fighting the coronavirus

have a good one 🍺🇬🇧

when your colleague says good afternoon cos you walked into work 5 minutes late

this won’t bring her back pal

Today I learned that they have an actual fuckin Michelin man up on stage giving out the stars to the chefs

POV you’re a woman about to be told to smile more

£2:10 for a bovril this country is a joke