I’ll embarrass the shit out of myself just to make you laugh, idgaf.

Avoiding dickheads is self-care.

i may not be the prettiest girl or the funniest girl or the richest girl or the most most talented girl or a mentally stable girl… wait, where was i going with this… ?

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

Hey. You’re funny. I like you. We should be friends and never hang out but send memes

i believe in ugh at first sight.

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a victorian estate with all my unread books.

sorry i made everything weird and awkward, it will happen again.

I'm not so much ha ha funny as 'Lets open the DSM-5' funny

The people that get my humor are super fucked up and I like it.

I don’t know what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty sure it has a cone around its neck.

'Fucker' is a term of endearment. I'll take no argument on this.

Needless to say I'm not interested in your bullshit

why yes, i am adorable in a feral raccoon kinda way.

*overhears someone talking shit about me*

oh, I couldn’t agree more.

a small house in the country

Those little moments that give me life

if i heard the mario coin sound whenever i completed a task maybe i’d accomplish more

Cruelty stems from weak character.