Good Morning! I’m Stella, Envigo Survivor. Bred for labs that force toxic detergents down our throat. Luckily Envigo was shut down and 3,999 of my friends were freed. We’re working hard to shut down Marshall Bioresources. They currently have 23,000 Beagles like me, waiting to

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Stops and Lady Stops are going to have a mini Stopette 🎀 🤍 🙌🏻

WifeyAlpha Scorpion portfolio at ATH 🚀 Scorpion Portfolio is similar to the Spider Portfolio but uses leveraged ETFs for US stocks and US treasuries with "step-in" signals for leveraged ETF exposure. Scorpion is a semi-passive strategy using 8 US ETFs in 8 asset classes. The

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Many of us voice our opinions, often becoming vocal and engaging in ego-driven shitposting. I've done it before and have curbed it back significantly. While ego has its place, allowing it to dominate or chasing clout can undermine your trading, especially when you're

Wombat 🔸Unleveraged ✅ 🔸Long Only ✅ 🔸Yearly rebalancing ✅ 🔸Trades ETFs and Stocks ✅ Part of the ‘Kid Wifey’ strategy bucket. This is a lower risk strategy and it is currently at ATH.

Warthog 🔸Unleveraged ✅ 🔸Long Only ✅ 🔸Quarterly rebalancing ✅ 🔸Trades only ETFs ✅ A WifeyAlpha long-only Macro-Regime strategy. The portfolio holdings are updated whenever the Macro Regime changes, and it rebalances on a quarterly basis. The objective is achieving

This strategy is at ATH in the Strategy Database 🔥

This strategy is also at ATH in the strategy database 🚀

Should’ve just shut up innit

Dealing with trolls suffering from tunnel vision with a chronic history of missing the point for a long time now. It’s not that you are following or implementing 111 strategies. It’s that you have the multi strategy approach available to you as standalone programs and you also

They are jittery and barely alive. Will they survive?

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