Was teaching English in Kagoshima, Japan. So nervous, so out of my depth. Saw him during our orientation - I swear there was a beam of light on him; I thought he was the most handsome man I'd ever seen. One conservation led to us being inseparable. That was 15 years ago ❤️

Who says Horror isn't a beach read? 🌊💀
THE TRUEST SENSE, coming June 11th
Ebook Pre-orders open now

I want tech that minds its own business, does its job, and is the clunky/big of the USCSS Nostromo self-destruct system.

Winnie the Pooh is in the public domain.
The entire Lovecraft canon is in the public domain.

Do what you will with that information.

Who says Horror isn't a beach read? 🌊💀
THE TRUEST SENSE, coming June 11th
Ebook Pre-orders open now

Theatres want people to go back to the movies? Try two things:
1) cut ticket prices in half
2) better show times. More afternoon slots and for gods sake don't make the only option for a 2hr movie 9:30pm

Working on two different novels (i know i know). Have literally one submission out in the world.

Me: ENDLESSLY refreshes email 🥺🤍

Signed up for this and so should uuuu *fading echo of my voice in your mind*

Me, writing the mid-point climax: Maybe just a little melodrama. As a treat.

Waiting for doctor in hospital robe:🎶You should see me in a gown🎶
Naturally, the doctor walked in at that moment.

Does anyone know this flower?
They started growing in my garden this spring (we only moved in last summer) and I have no idea what they are, but I like them.

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Okay, Exorcist franchise, you have my attention.

Anything under 4 hours is a day trip.
With 2-3, you leave around 8am, get where you're going before noon, have lunch, have a good time, head home around 4/5pm. A nice little day out 🤷‍♀️

Just 10 ratings away from breaking 200 on Goodreads! 🤍

The release I'm most excited for this year 🔥🤍

Guys, I've never had an orange banner on release day in my fourteen years of being a professional author. Want to help me change that? Share my pinned tweet and I'll enter you to win a free Undead Folk T-shirt. 🖤

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