Good night, Twitter. 😌

Just a picture of a dog licking its asshole.

Since you appear to be deficient in your ability to perform cognitive function, let me draw you a picture. 🖍

I know a girl who really likes babies, & did something similar. 👶🏻👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾

Just discovered my spirit animal is a bull; because I too run straight toward red flags. 😵 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

When you should be working, but you get caught on Twitter watching nature videos instead... 🤭

A rare win for conservatives and libertarians. 🙌🏼
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Remember when they denied life saving transplants to folks who refused to get the vaccine?

God, I hate Fauci and the rest of these tyrants who pushed the mandate. Now those organs that could have saved someone’s life are potentially wasted. 😒 Criminals.
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Evidently I was doing the Nazi salute my whole childhood at Sunday School growing up and didn’t know it.

From the looks of it, LIBERTY, and freedom of religion are literally on the ballot in November.

What a hack. 🙄 Do better.

Good night, Twitter. 🥱

Oof. 😬 This is what happens when educators focus on feelings and pronouns, as opposed to actually educating children. What a bunch of the dummies the coming generations will be. 🤦🏻‍♀️

🎶 I believe the children are our future🎶

If you want to check when the Starlink satellites are most visible where you are, check out this website and enter your location. 😊👍🏼 💫 findstarlink.com

It’s always kinda cool when the SpaceX Starlink satellites are so bright and visible from my house. 🤩I like to pretend Elon Musk is sending us sparklies to remind us there’s light even in the darkest night. 😌 /overdramatic nerd gushing 🤓

Some people are so immature. I’m some people. 😅

This dude canceled our date to watch the game together tonight, because he was having an “irregular heartbeat” or something. 🙄 I dunno... sounds like a fib to me. 😵

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. -Mitch Hedberg

We truly are in an information crisis. When they are paying people to feign outrage over Jan. 6th, to try to support their narrative, you know it’s all just pure politics in their never-ending personal attack on President Trump.

We are in a truth drought.
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SMH.