I wanna make a series where the supernatural element doesn’t come till the end of the, like, third season. Can you imagine three years of watching Breaking Bad and suddenly the S3 finale ends with Jesse just saying “see ya, bitch” and FLYING AWAY.

Because, let’s be honest, pictures of babies and dogs and film sets and nights out are way more pleasant than politics and hot takes anyway. instagram.com/iamlukebarnett/

Okay. Got it.

Someone remake Bum Fights but have Elon fans fight Snyder fans.

Finally.

This whole article/thread. What a disaster. Not only will the new verification process not include any actual verification/authenticating, but it will also allow every wacko with $8 to message celebrities. Such an odd choice.

We had it all with Tom. We had it all.

1000%.

Not gonna lie, you can hate on the bad movies all you want, there’s something inspiring about people who just love being a part of “the movies”.

When you get that first “let’s check back in after the holidays” response on November 3rd.

Ugh. Why’s it always gotta be dude’s who believe trash like this that write books about how to be good men. (from his pinned tweet)

These never ever get old.

Hi Walmart, I don't think mushrooms will work.

Ugh, me too. 100%.

:::starts Falwell doc:::

“It’s a shoot the messenger situation,” Netflix says. “I don’t know that the market is going to be able to support video rental stores the way it did in the past.”

Bo Burnham good. Me posting this via twitter due to my social media addiction bad.