My baby got a letter in the mail today from my insurance deeming his NICU stay medically unnecessary and says we now owe $75k 😂😂😂😂 WHAT

Happy Passover

Dear supervisors/division chiefs/vice chairs/chairs,

For the love of God, when you send a “can you talk” text, specify what it is about. Or say something to the extent of it is important/not important 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

This year the May Gray has started in April 🤦🏻‍♂️

یکی دیگه از جنایت‌های خلخالی که کمتر ازش صحبت میشه کاری بود که با اسب شاه، آذر، کرد.
تبلیغات سلسله وار برای مسابقات اسب سواری کنتاکی در تلویزیون مرا یاد آن کابوس بچگی انداخت.
خلخالی که خود یک بار سوار بر آذر شد، آن اسب نجیب را شکنجه کرد، چشمش را کور کرد، پایش را شکست و در آخر

Not a Republican, but can’t relate to these Democrats either! Women’s rights and human rights are only important when they fit their agenda Ilhan Omar Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib

But good job voting on the same bloc as Lauren Boebert

see, I have worked a 24hr and I also felt like crashing and burning to the ground but I didn’t because I’m “ReSiLiEnT”

I don’t know, have you ever taken a shit in one of these? Once you go heated seat and air curtain, you’ll never go back.

Me: hi my name is Doctor Z and I’m your surgeon.

Pt *picks up phone call*: oh hey, it’s ok, it’s just the nurse talking to me

Cool cool cool

Told ya Taylor Swift was dissing Lance Stroll! Stroll drove an Aston Martin directly into the back of Daniel Ricciardo 🏎️🏁💥

Emily Ocazio-Cortez, Tlaib, and Omar might as well represent IRI. Best part, they voted along with Boebert. 🤣🤣🤣

Shame on those who voted Nay on the 21st Century Peace through Strength Act (HR 8038) package which included crucial pieces of legislation such as the #MAHSAAct & #SHIP Act

These individuals do NOT want America to hold the terror regime in Iran accountable.

Can you imagine choosing a single use scope because of “unmatched efficiency”?!?

The lie of single use is that they’re efficient. The truth is that the supply chain can’t keep up. It makes us all less safe and efficient. Stop the madness.

HCWH - US & Canada Jane van Dis MD 🌎 Ali Melnyk, MD || The Green GYN

Here is my annual reminder to discuss your medical wishes (code status) with your loved ones so if they have to make decisions on your behalf, they know your needs and wants and can respect them 🙏🏻

Karen Percy 🎶🎤 I used to edit autotranscriptions for medical school lectures, some of the misheard terminology was hilarious. My faves were:

Fucker dynamics = pharmacodynamics
Patrick impairment = hepatic impairment
Bitch minty = vitamin D 😂

'Can Lando, Lewis or Fernando win the Spr...'

Max wins by 13 seconds 🤣

Instead of supporting legislations that hold Khamenei.ir and his brutes accountable for countless lives they took (namely, the #MAHSAAct ), NIAC lobbies for ceasefire in Gaza and funding of UNRWA.
One can clearly see that the “National Iranian American Council” (NIAC) is

Me watching somebody get dunked on for saying “doctors work 9-4”

That’s one version of the floating dumpster fire