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'Popular music helps you to forget and great music helps you to remember.'
― Robert Shaw (born this day, April 30, 1916)

'The thing to do is to build a fortress within yourself.'
― Eve Arden (born this day, April 30, 1908)

On this day, April 30, 1803, the United States purchased the Louisiana Territory from France.

On this day, April 30, 1948, the original Land Rover debuted at an auto show in Amsterdam.

'But I don't want nutrition. I want food!'
― Alice B. Toklas (born this day, April 30, 1877)

'I'm a man
I'm a natural born lovers man
I'm a man
I'm a rollin' stone
I'm a man
I'm a hoochie coochie man'
― Muddy Waters (died this day, April 30, 1983)

On this day, April 30, 1789, George Washington was inaugurated as the first president of the United States in New York City.

I am 100% convinced at this point Kristi Noem doesn’t want to be Trump’s running mate, but doesn’t want to offend him by turning it down, and is pulling a Producers instead theguardian.com/books/2024/apr…

Happy family
#KristiNoem #KristiNoem IsAMonster

Miss him and his writings. Add Art Buchwald, Molly Ivins

Costco on a Sunday. This is my suicide note.

If you didn’t take a disco nap, did you even have a weekend, bro?

On this day, April 29, 1429, Joan of Arc entered the besieged city of Orleans to lead a victory over the English.

“Sex doesn't interfere with your tennis; it's staying out all night trying to find it that affects your tennis.”
― Andre Agassi (Andre Agassi) (born this day, April 29, 1970)

'Truth is not only stranger than fiction, it is more interesting.'
― William Randolph Hearst (born April 29, 1863)

'Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!'
― Eve Plumb (@TheRealEvePlum) (born this day, April 29, 1958) as Jan Brady

'Defining a hangover is simple. It is nature's way of telling you that you got drunk.'
― Mike Royko (died this day, April 29, 1997)

'The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.'
― John Kenneth Galbraith (died this day, April 29, 2006)

'Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.'
― John Kenneth Galbraith (died this day, April 29, 2006)