If only Carlsberg made vacuum cleaners

Angela Rayner spent £35k of taxpayer money on a libel case

No, sorry, that was 𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗻

Credit to Kay Burley for actually asking a member of the British government what we would do if another country flattened one of our consulates.

Cameron’s answer: “we would take very strong action”

Watch hypocrisy unraveling 👇

Good morning Twitter!
Today's caption competition features Liz Truss.
Have fun! 😊

Think he should have worn some brown corduroy trousers here 😂😂😂

Attic Rahman

Does the government have an airline that will take people to Rwanda?

Laura Farris ‘blah, blah, blah’

Ross Lydall Susan Hall AM At Faeces Night Club?

If you watch the news through the BBC, Sky or ITV you would have no idea this happened...
#BrokenMedia

Wtf is going on here ?

😲 Denmark having a Notre Dame moment; Copenhagen's 17th century stock exchange building is on fire. It's huge spire, 4 dragon tails, is a national landmark like London's Big Ben.
theguardian.com/world/2024/apr…

Captain Botham sets sail… and runs aground just north of Berwick-upon-Tweed. 🤦‍♂️

An orca meets a newborn.

There's a reason why I hate waking up early; BBC coverage of a BBC interview with Liz Truss endorsing Trump... 🤮

Liz knows what side her bread 🇺🇸 is buttered, Britain 🇬🇧 is Dead to Her.
bbc.com/news/uk-politi…

According to an IPSOS YouGov #Poll most Brits think #Brexit is shit

Well done, take a fucking bow ...

The Will of the People doesn't extend much farther than diehard Tory voters.

How can 'The Will of the People' be less than the majority? Apparently, leaving the ECHR, scrapping our human rights, taking sides w/Israel vs Iran & Grant Schapps as head of UK armed forces is our WILL

Wrong couple had their marriage annulled & the judge won't change it

Imagine waking up to find you're legally divorced bcs of an 'online clerical error'

Apparently, our British Christian faith won't allow a reverse annullment, so the couple will have to get remarried.

As if Jesus would have gone near Westminster… they’d never have found three wise men and a virgin