"Oasis. The great Oasis are back. We remember Liam and Noel, don't we? They were very unfair to one another. Liam and Noel. Oasis. They made Sally wait. She knew it was too late as they walked on by. They just walked on by."

NEW: Award-winning stand-up comedian, writer, actor & podcast host Stuart McPherson is taking the HORSE tour across the UK in March 🐴 Snap up tickets in our #LNpresale this Thursday at 10am 👉 livenation.uk/X22T50T7lgJ

📣 EPISODE 120 OUT NOW 🎙️with guest Josh Jones 📺 Watch: youtu.be/Vfql8NV7lWI?si… 🎧 Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/1wWQfK…

“We are going to be suffering a government that is deliberately imposing hardship on the population and that, in my definition, is austerity.” Economist Richard Murphy says Labour's spending plans look like austerity.

Nice of Oasis to put an extra date on sale for 12th August so all the comedians at Fringe can go on their day off

Champions League draw’s taking so long I’m gonnae miss out on Oasis tickets

Ronaldo more involved here than he was all Euros

Be Here (Sky TV) Now (9pm) My first stand up special The Varnishing Days is on tonight 9pm, Sky Comedy and then available for those nonlinear, right brained folk on NOWTV. Jermaine Jenas mentioned alongside Van Gogh quite early on. Lesson learned, only talk about the dead.

Oasis tickets purchased! Can’t wait to start listening to them

Turns out Ticketmaster has been running the queue for Mary’s Milk Bar

Sick of the sight of this guy

Great chat with Pierre on this week’s ep

This madness is now up on Patreon!

Roberto Martinez you’re sleeping on the couch tonight, I hope it was worth it x

📣 EPISODE 122 OUT NOW The boays Marc Jennings Stephen Buchanan & Stuart McPherson back in the studio

Watching the excellent Marc Jennings special once again, greatness surely beckons, a terrific stand up... youtu.be/y97e7XOPYAU?si…

Just got offered £100 to host the Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony