The dream lives

When Dallas Braden says you’re not moving well, you’re probably not moving well Jesse

Hungover Adam Frazier stealing second and third, heroes come in all shapes and sizes.

Honestly the most flagrant part of this is how bad the commercial is. God damn Joe Biden raising prices on hot dogs.

And Luis Torrens wears the Swaggerty headband when he plays. It just continues

Just came across this tweet in my drafts from a few months ago and I’m dying: “My humble wish: the Mariners make the playoffs, Cal Raleigh hits a walk off home run, and then 99% of the country cannot understand why “Big Dumper” is trending on twitter.”

Brian O’Keefe standing ovation!!!

Wow, Adam Frazier with a nice play for the Seattle Hangovers

ok ONE more thing about this: not only did Torrens (out of nowhere) call a great game last night, but he was so into the job. Here's him deciding a high fastball is best to K Langeliers, calling it, and fist pumping when he was right/Logan executed. One of many times it happened.

At first this makes it seem like they’re still raging in the locker room even though a game is now going on haha

Scoreboard operator also hungover, this is definitely not JP Sears

This one’s for you, Dave Sims!

Dave Sims on the broadcast: “I woke up at 4:11 this morning and said yo, we’re going to the playoffs, this is great.” This IS great