Coming from someone who spends billions on rockets that explode 😎

Just a wee personal update...after 3 odd months of pneumonia I ended up back in hospital with pleurisy (very painful). Covid did a number on me last Xmas and my immune system is now near nonexistent. Still here though and all I can say is thank fuck for our awesome NHS.

Please tell us more of your made up shit when you have made up more shit.

Oh my sides 😂😂😂

Every day I scroll through Twitter and my feed is full of people with the luddite 'spirit'. Many of these people are simply scared of change and progress. Without our incredible innovators (choose your field) we would atrophy as a species.

Ooh Crank fight!

I think the 'died suddenly' crew need to exactly define their meaning of died suddenly because presently it is incredibly vague. Oh wait...

Amusing to see on my morning scroll Trump fans trying their best to polish a poo.

I'm confused, do Democrats want to kill babies after birth or not? Do Democrats not care at all about babies and pets?

It's almost as if Tommy wrote it himself...

Harry Fishy seems to 'lose' an awful LOT of patients. Makes you wonder 🤔

What are the flerfs saying about the first commercial space walk today?

And I give you today's most dumbass tweet..

MSM don't want you to know this. Still not sure whether it's a suppository or not? 🤔

I believe this is called denial over spunking away an insane amount of money with nowt to show for it bar a load of Hitler type cretins shouting about brown people going home.