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Marty Chan

@Marty_Chan

I write books for kids, plays for adults and tweets for fun. I'm snarky and political, but I try to be fair and funny.

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linkhttp://www.martychan.com calendar_today04-09-2009 21:20:00

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Attention , & families: Please support Day by signing up for our two FREE live-streamed events on November 2, which will feature an amazing group of Canadian authors! See the comment section for links to register.

Attention #teachers, #librarians & families: Please support #IReadCanadian Day by signing up for our two FREE live-streamed events on November 2, which will feature an amazing group of Canadian authors! See the comment section for links to register.
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Smith is floating up enough impactful decisions for this province that it merits calling an election to see if she has a mandate from more than just her base. Am I wrong?

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Today, we have to do a weight check on our two kitties. It will be the first time they go to the vet together. Send thoughts and prayers.

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Argh! Shoot a clean plate first. Five takes ruined because I didn't have the clean plate I needed for the special effect. Always shoot the clean plate first.

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Ever get the feeling that instead of trusting experts, Danielle Smith is going to rely solely on the same people who designed the decal for her WRP campaign bus?

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Well, making almost everybody a cabinet minister or parliamentary secretary is a kind of united. But as for conservative... I'm sure taxpayers will raise an eyebrow at all the bump up in salaries.

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If a bozo eruption occurs in a forest of cabinet appointments, and the media is stretched too thin from reporting all the other eruptions to track the new one, does the voter stop caring?

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Madu getting deputy premier is not a endorsement of his past behaviour but a sign that Smith's all-rural strategy needs a few urban ridings to hold on to power. Wouldn't it be terrible if that plan backfired?

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Gotta love the odds. The Alexandra Writers' Centre is holding a 50/50 raffle to raise money to continue their writing programs. Get your tix here:

rafflebox.ca/raffle/awcs

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Join award-winning author Marty Chan Marty Chan for DEADLY MATTERS: HOW TO BUILD TENSION at Packaging Your Imagination Sat Oct 29
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Join award-winning author Marty Chan @Marty_Chan for DEADLY MATTERS: HOW TO BUILD TENSION at Packaging Your Imagination Sat Oct 29 Register by Oct 24 for PYI LiveStreamed: bit.ly/3yHElTs Register for PYI Recorded: bit.ly/3uIXy6o #PYI2022
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Ask not for whom the lettuce wilts; it wilts for Truss-- Wait? What she's gone? Already? I guess the lettuce, like the cheese, stands alone.

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'A page-turner with a theme that will resonate with its intended audience...This contemporary, action-packed story will be welcome in schools and public libraries looking to reach out to this population.'

β€”CM Reviews on FINAL CUT by Marty Chan. 🎬

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'A page-turner with a theme that will resonate with its intended audience...This contemporary, action-packed story will be welcome in schools and public libraries looking to reach out to this population.' β€”CM Reviews on FINAL CUT by @Marty_Chan. 🎬 cmreviews.ca/node/3120
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Don't miss the release of 'Double Trouble' – the second play of The Other Path podcast!

Marty Chan's macabre comedy of greed and black magic is now available on all podcast platforms and on The Other Path website at theotherpath.ca/listen

Odyssey Theatre

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The more I see newly formed Twitter accounts with anonymous handles tweeting their support of Smith, the more I'm reminded of the joke about the lonely kid who wore a pork chop around their neck so the family dog would play with them.

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As I observe from the sidelines, I can only conclude that the politician who stokes anger to rise to power will eventually become the target of the anger they stoked.

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