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Matt Oswalt

@MattOswaltVA

I'm a triple threat; writer, photographer, arsonist

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RIP William Friedkin.
Saw him introduce Sorcerer at the Aero Theater in 1999. Crowd gave a standing ovation after bridge scene. Standing...ovation. Never seen that before nor since.
There will never be another director like you and I pray no one tries.

RIP William Friedkin. Saw him introduce Sorcerer at the Aero Theater in 1999. Crowd gave a standing ovation after bridge scene. Standing...ovation. Never seen that before nor since. There will never be another director like you and I pray no one tries.
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with movies about nostalgic toys and atom bombs having box office success maybe now is the perfect moment to pitch my biopic about the time I was at summer camp and put a Stretch Armstrong in the microwave

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'Don't feel so gloomy, and . After all, we've had strikes and diminishing wages for years but we produced French New Wave, New Hollywood, and Independent Film. Studio execs have had a century of power, wealth, and technology and what did they produce? Quibi.'

'Don't feel so gloomy, #SAG and #WGA. After all, we've had strikes and diminishing wages for years but we produced French New Wave, New Hollywood, and Independent Film. Studio execs have had a century of power, wealth, and technology and what did they produce? Quibi.'
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'Don't feel so gloomy, and . After all, we've had strikes and diminishing wages for years but we produced French New Wave, New Hollywood, and Independent Film. Studio execs have had a century of power, wealth, and technology and what did they produce? Quibi.'

'Don't feel so gloomy, #SAG and #WGA. After all, we've had strikes and diminishing wages for years but we produced French New Wave, New Hollywood, and Independent Film. Studio execs have had a century of power, wealth, and technology and what did they produce? Quibi.'
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before Twitter takes its last breath can we all finally come together in unison and help solve this difficult conundrum.
Which do you prefer?
1) Color
2) B&W
3) Color sign, B&W sky
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before Twitter takes its last breath can we all finally come together in unison and help solve this difficult conundrum. Which do you prefer? 1) Color 2) B&W 3) Color sign, B&W sky >> MattOswaltPhoto.com
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Four Aces Ranch in the high desert of Palmdale. The kind of place Rod Serling would visit if he had writer's block.
would love to film a movie here, or at least a scene where a character hires a hitman played by Tom Waits
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Four Aces Ranch in the high desert of Palmdale. The kind of place Rod Serling would visit if he had writer's block. would love to film a movie here, or at least a scene where a character hires a hitman played by Tom Waits prints > MattOswaltPhoto.com instagram.com/mattoswaltva
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I joined Threads, which Mark Zuckerberg created as a healthy alternative to toxic social media sites and to continue to get revenge on all the girls who rejected him at Harvard

I joined Threads, which Mark Zuckerberg created as a healthy alternative to toxic social media sites and to continue to get revenge on all the girls who rejected him at Harvard
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I was asked to be on this show and turned it down. I thought It'd be some silly reality show where I share a bunk bed with Frank Stallone or ride a tandem bike with Jimmy Baio.
Clearly I was wrong, this would have been the greatest experience of my life.
big regret

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Print Lab Day and it's Wei-Noir in 16x20
If Dom Deluise played a hard boiled detective this is where he'd brace criminals, forcefeed them hot dogs with ketchup until they talk
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not doing Twitter as much so follow me here: instagram.com/mattoswaltva

Print Lab Day and it's Wei-Noir in 16x20 If Dom Deluise played a hard boiled detective this is where he'd brace criminals, forcefeed them hot dogs with ketchup until they talk PRINTS - MattOswaltPhoto.com not doing Twitter as much so follow me here: instagram.com/mattoswaltva
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as long as Double Indemnity is trending I recently took a photo of the Dietrichson home for a side by side comparison.
Different garage, different landscaping, different front steps, though it still smells of honeysuckle.
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as long as Double Indemnity is trending I recently took a photo of the Dietrichson home for a side by side comparison. Different garage, different landscaping, different front steps, though it still smells of honeysuckle. instagram.com/mattoswaltva
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technically not a plot twist, but the poor kid never looses his virginity. the movie ends with him literally in tears as the credits roll. as someone who's seen nearly every stupid 80's teen sex comedy, I absolutely did not expect a Darren Aronofsky ending

technically not a plot twist, but the poor kid never looses his virginity. the movie ends with him literally in tears as the credits roll. as someone who's seen nearly every stupid 80's teen sex comedy, I absolutely did not expect a Darren Aronofsky ending
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