John Fetterman: “By January, I’ll be much, much better…and Oz will still be a fraud.”

Bob the Gorilla flips off visitors at Colorado zoo. (ViralHog)

Major advertising executive Kiely Taylor warns Elon Musk if he re-instates Trump on Twitter, it “would be a red line for some brands”. Taylor says many major advertisers would abandon Twitter if Trump returns. What about you? Will you leave Twitter if Trump is re-instated?

Inside Kanye West’s Donda Academy. The school is unaccredited, and looks very cult-like, and is a dump. The school just erratically re-opened by West, one day after being closed by him. I’d suggest Child Protective Services and the Simi Valley Police check this place out.

Lara Logan was fired from CBS, then Fox News, then Newsmax, so now she goes on Mike Lindell TV to claim the Biden administration is trafficking children, so we can drink their blood to look younger.

Hey, Mark Zuckerberg, how’s that Metaverse of yours coming along? I’ll tell you- you’ve lost $600 billion since you announced it a year ago. It’s one of the biggest falls of any corporation in history, even bigger than Enron.

Kanye West says he lost $2 billion in one day, but adds it doesn’t matter because it’s about “the people”. Hate to break it to him, but he’s lost the people, too.

Elon Musk confirms he now owns Twitter. Says he wants Twitter to become a “digital town square” but it “obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape, where anything can be said with no consequences. Our platform must be warm and welcoming to all.”

Notorious liar Kari Lake admits she was inspired by notorious liar Kayleigh McEnany: “I took a page out of your playbook.”

78-year-old Arizona grandmother arrested for feeding homeless people.

The Department of Justice launches criminal investigation into Tesla over claims its vehicles are capable of self-driving. There have been a number of fatal crashes while using the autopilot system.

Kanye West complains on Instagram, “I haven’t got supermodel pu**y in over a month. Please send help.” What a class act.

Apple Music makes first move against Kanye West, removes his “Essentials” playlist and bio from the platform.

President Biden goes drag racing at Secret Service training facility in Maryland. Drives 1967 Corvette solo, takes it up to 100 mph.

Prince Harry’s memoir revealed. It’s called “Spare”, and goes on sale January 10.

Herschel Walker confronted by latest allegations against him. His response? It’s another lie! He thinks we’re all idiots.

Kanye West’s private school, the Donda Academy, closed down, effective immediately.

“Do you have a single friend? You’re an absolute jerk.” CNN pundits get into a verbal brawl, and it gets nasty.