He could have said no and put his hand in his pocket and bought the box?

This is why Morton are shite. Their strikers are always being caught in possession…

So, just watched Atalanta v Arsenal. Pretty dull. A double save from a penalty was the highlight. As a neutral, the Celtic game last night was far more entertaining. Boring, boring Arsenal… And no, yer gran couldn’t play in the SPL.

Another pass by the Space Station, with Gary Tank Commander in the background 😂

What’s become clear in the past few weeks is that Keir Starmer is not up to the job. He’s got an approval rating that’s falling faster than a pair of whore’s knickers. Most people in Scotland have more faith in Jackie Baillie and most people know she’s an horrific cunt.

Still buzzing at this as a freebie today… she had 2 drinks, didn’t like it. It’s good to have regular customers who like you.

Unionist MSPs want you to be pissed and out of your face. Because why else would you vote for them?

Americans, Canadians, Aussies and Kiwi’s pretend to be Scottish. Never English. Sometimes Irish. Never English. Why is that? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪

I always thought that earbuds were for wankers. I’d hate them. And then I had no choice but to accept them. And they’re actually quite good. Scottish Independence. You will enjoy it. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

G’n’t. On a school night. At midnight. Fuck tomorrow. Not tonight’s problem.

Was making a big lasagne for tomorrow and this kinda happened as I went along. A weird little invention… A mini lasagna, sticky slow cooked belly pork, with spring onion and a tomato salad. Packed with flavour!

The importance of finding the right dart for you…

A question for Scottish Labour Why does the SNHS outperform the NHS and the WNHS? You’ve an excuse in England… what’s the deal with Wales?

Shocked. Said no one…

This is a low fat vanilla cheesecake! 😎

Ladies and gents… I cashed out.

Liam Gallagher’s voice is like Anthony Joshua’s boxing… started with a bang, now weaker than a kitten.

Stevie Naiwins.

Dinner for Rich Hewitt

MPs don’t need second jobs. Or personal donations. Both are very compromising.