BREAKING: In response to college campus hate, Jewish leaders form Zionist encampment

Note the burning tires 🧐

Planting these now so they’re ready after Passover

Shabbat shalom and chag sameach everyone.

May Hamas be dispatched speedily in our days.

This Hezbollah supporting loser wouldn’t last one minute with those terrorists before being murdered and mutilated

PSA: There’s no such thing as “professorial immunity”

Moshe would not be happy if he saw how many Jews were in line at Universal for Revenge of the Mummy

'I hope this email finds you well.'

How the email found me:

Gonna go on a major crime spree and call myself Hamas so I can get away with it

Far cry from a Hillel sandwich

PSA: If you’re at a theme park/zoo and see fellow members of the tribe, please refrain from playing Jewish geography, as bageling is forbidden on Pesach

Nu, how was everyone’s seders?

Globalize the Intifada? In this economy?!

Chag kasher v’sameach everyone.

May Hamas be dispatched speedily in our days.

This Passover, while we celebrate the freedom of our people, let us not forget those who are still in captivity.

#BringThemHomeNow

Me when two chametz pieces go missing during bedikah:

It is wholly absurd and unacceptable that the National Guard has not been called in yet to deal with these vicious antisemites at Columbia University.

Fam, it’s time to send your kids to Israeli universities.

Flight to Orlando: $400

Pesach program at hotel: $5000

Confirming they don’t serve kitniyot: Riceless

Harvard is reportedly on the shortlist