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Good news, turns out doing effective and creative law enforcement can preclude the need to riff on an “invasion of Mexico” during campaign season.

“But do you have anything really terrifying for a last minute costume party?” <<waves absently>> “In the front — between the rolling papers and the sex toys”

My nephew is in the other room screaming & cheering I assumed he was watching the Olympics so I went to see who won The answer: a moth. It had fallen into his bath and he fished it out but was afraid it was dead But after awhile it dried out & flew off 🥇 His little heart ❤️

Then they sat in the shade of a large tree and ate their chocolate ice cream cones together.

Sometimes I wonder if there will ever again be a novel villain that isn’t networked to/created by all the other villains, or if villain evolution has effectively stalled out.

'Oh, drat,' said Toad.

Please stop going to Russia. Yes, you too. Thanks.

As Putin welcomes home his killers — remember what it is you don’t want your leader to look like

Today is National Navajo Code Talkers Day... Thank you for your service! 🇺🇸 A special thanks to leo.bounds for this photo from the Navajo Code Talkers Memorial in Window Rock, Arizona. #abc15

If you plan to go die in Putin’s army, please leave before the elections this fall. Thanks!

We cannot allow Russian bombers to be better protected than Ukrainian civilians are. Let's ask ourselves if we are being honest about how much we actually support Ukraine.

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Warthog 4eva 💕

It’s not better when you do Russia’s work for them because you agree or because the free easy money isn’t worth asking about. The point is — tools or sentient beings — they were valuable enough for Kremlin investment to achieve goal of American weakness.

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