It was one of those hotels that charge by the hour. You know the kind I mean.

Nap hotels.

It's a manslaughter of crows if they meet by accident.

There is an opposite bible of the devil where the first people were Adamned and Evil.

I'm not in the Mile High Club and I don't give a flying fuck.

Piaf tribute

Q Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A Because it wasn't the one from the jokes.

Ghost Dogs

Print available on my website

worldofmoose.com/products/ghost…

The story of how I spent my life in an unused snow globe and never saw a single snowflake fall, then along came a stranger and turned my world upside down.

thinking of setting up a patreon where major production companies can show their support for freelance writers by once per month paying me the money they already owe me

What do you call a funny ghost?

A gsoht

How I discovered I'm a ghost

MUSCLE derives from a Latin word literally meaning ‘little mouse’ because early anatomists thought muscles looked like mice moving around beneath the skin.

Piaf tribute

Furious at the way Clarkson drawing-bombed my still life of a fruit bowl.

Millennium… St Paul’s… United States Capitol… Florence cathedral…

I really must stop domescrolling!

Moose Allain Ꙭ Or is it...?