this is HANDS DOWN the funniest person ever shown at a ufc event. vivek!

max holloway just got the greatest knockout in ufc history. that and masvidal smoking askren are fighting for 1 and 2

sean o malley dresses like a british nonce

when mark zuckerberg looks in the mirror he sees bo nickal and when bo nickal looks in the mirror he sees mark zuckerberg

Bruce Buffer has the main event inside his jacket tonight 🤯 #UFC300

JIRI WINS, ITS MAIN CARD TIME

SAMURAI CODE ALEXANDER RAKIC YOU MUST COMMIT SEPUKU

seriously no walkouts for the prelims but we got them for the early prelims?!?! wtf!

Castellanos walks it off in the City of Brotherly Love!

jim miller being sacrificed at ufc 300 seems like a bad sign for world war 3

ITS UFC UFC 300 TIMEEEEEE

i will be doing another meditation tonight to counter attack the first meditation.

jersey jerry knew world war 3 was coming

not going the way i thought

we are ONE HOUR away from ufc...and how many from world war 3!?!?!

Just realized the Lakers and Grizzlies played 13:06 minutes in the 3rd quarter last night. When the shot clock was supposed to be reset at 1:14, the game clock was also accidentally reset to 2:20. No one noticed and they played the rest of the way with the new game clock.

my largest bet of the night tonight is Daniel Cormier to say that an alien spacecraft has been spotted above las vegas during the event +1050 🤞👽