Arch Manning finding out he doesn’t actually have to live inside the console

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

Armando Bacot was so emotional tonight, after his final UNC home game, he even teared up when thinking about his regular postgame sessions with the media. He always sits in the same place, and gives thoughtful answers. He fought back tears and said this, of his five years at UNC:

I bet they're gonna completely skip over the two years Venom spent on the Washington Wizards, smh

John Calipari: *exists* Schools no one has heard of:

UNC is now 6-0 all-time against Michigan State in the NCAA Tournament

Worst part about this is UNC had just been on an 8-0 run which consisted of (Drive to the hoop) Layup (Drive to the hoop) Floater (Drive to the hoop) Fouled & 2 FTs (Drive to the hoop) Fouled & 2 FTs Just so mind bogglingly stupid

mel gibson losing it at the eclipse

Hey Neil deGrasse Tyson how much higher can Icarus fly during an eclipse and not have his wings melt?

Nikola Jokic in the 1st Quarter: 10 Points 10 Rebounds 2 Steals 1 Assist 3/4 FGM 2/2 3PM 2/2 FTM

I SAY, I SAY, AND THEN WHAT! LIKE THE NORTH POLE, RUNNING ROUND WITH DA AVATAR LIKE A CHICKEN WITH NO HEAD. THAT'S A JOKE, BOY, YA MISSED IT, FLEW RIGHT PAST YA. YA GOTTA START, pay attention now, LOOKING INSIDE YOURSELF. ASK YA SELF WHO YA IS AND WHO'S YA WANNA BE AND SUCH.

MAN IT’S TIME

Chuck’s had it with the Pelicans 💀

MLB, NBA, and NFL team equivalents based on winning % last 10 years

me: “why tf does my back hurt?” also me:

Carolina backing up the text I sent Carlos Collazo last weekend

The Tim Duncan of ice cream. One of the greatest to ever do it, dependable, crazy numbers, but nothing flashy about his game.

At the end of the Olympics they should award three bonus mystery gold medals, like for the athlete that travelled the furthest, or won the most mini games, etc

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - Boris Diaw’s importance on the 2014 spurs