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The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.

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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi(@roywoodjr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fresh out the shower you put on clean pajamas. The next morning you take those pajamas off, how many more wears do you give those pajamas?

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I have agreed to run the United Kingdom wish me luck running the United Kingdom open to ideas for running the United Kingdom I will leave a suggestion box outside my castle or whatever.

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I apologize for my 9 unsportsmanlike conduct penalties today. I lost my shit with 9:58 left in the 2nd quarter. I regained my shit with 4:16 to go and kept my shit, with the exception of my shit loss at 1:04. I will do better and have hired renowned shit-keeping coach Stan Gomez.

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Pleased to report I will be in the next Dune movie as one of them big worms. But a sassy as hell big worm. I come out of the ground at the very end and give them all a real piece of my mind and whatnot. Then they're all like 'Daaamn, I guess that big worm told us!!!' End credits

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Stand Up Live Huntsville(@StandUpLiveHSV) 's Twitter Profile Photo

๐ŸŒŸTHIS WEEKEND AT STAND UP LIVE
Legends George Wallace, J. Anthony Brown and Myra J are teaming up for an incredible weekend of comedy this weekend, October 14-16. VERY limited tickets still available--> bit.ly/SUL_Wallace

๐ŸŒŸTHIS WEEKEND AT STAND UP LIVE Legends @MrGeorgeWallace, @janthonybrown_ and Myra J are teaming up for an incredible weekend of comedy this weekend, October 14-16. VERY limited tickets still available--> bit.ly/SUL_Wallace
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Shout out to Popeye, pivoting from spinach to chicken. When his fried spinach restaurant failed did he put his head down? Hell no. He adapted to the times and whatnot.

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Shout out to all the Potential Spam calls out there. Keep grindin' and believin' in yourself and one day you'll be Actual Spam and whatnot.

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Juliet Hall(@JulietHall) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Own Your Opportunities by Juliet Hall. Releases October 4, 2022. Available in hardcover, audiobook, and e-book. Order your copy today! Post Hill Press

Own Your Opportunities by Juliet Hall. Releases October 4, 2022. Available in hardcover, audiobook, and e-book. Order your copy today! @PostHillPress
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My dear friend Juliet Hall has a great book coming out today. Own Your Opportunities, a self-portrait of a Black woman in corporate America. Y'all check it out and so forth. a.co/d/0tCgR4d

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