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Angela Rayner privately told Labour MPs hours after Natalie Elphicke defection that she would have no formal role advising on housing policy

Fascinating as Rayner holds housing brief. Labour sources +Elphicke had hinted she *would* shape policy
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What an absolute tit. I work with ‘Ai’ people - and have done for two years. I don’t go around talking about it like they’re the new cool indie band in town.

Our thoughts are with you if you're a Conservatives voter and support Manchester United!

Announcing, in tweet ten of a ten-part thread attacking a report, that you have not in fact read the report in question, somehow captures the essence of twitter in its purest form. I genuinely think this may be unsurpassable. 💯

Rishi ten Hag?

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Looks like I’m about to get another step mum

“I was up drinking til 3am,” he explains. “With AI people”.

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Natalie Elphicke this morning:

NEW: Natalie Elphicke apologises for her comments about her ex husband’s victims.

She says she condemns the sex offender’s behaviour “towards other women and towards me”.

“I’m sorry for the comments that I made”.

Full statement below.

DC at NCSC: “Yes, I was a remainer, but I am now laser-like focus on making sure Britain and Europe have the best possible relationship.”

#OnThisDay 1960: A British schoolgirl cheerily told Judith Chalmers about her holiday, which involved accidentally getting arrested in East Germany.

Read this thread. Not anti vax clickbait from broadsheets that should know better.

📺 NEVER MIND THE BALLOTS — Episode 9

HERE: m.youtube.com/watch?v=T14yOn…

NEW: Sewage tomatoes are sprouting on our BEACHES as poo-filled waste is pumped into sea by water firms, blasts Steve Reed

Time to out water bosses “in the dock”

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NEW: Jewish students are too frightened to go out on campus – cops MUST move in to stop antisemitism, warns Steve Reed

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Issy from Leeds (on the prime spot on the Today Programme) simply lied here claiming the ICJ found “plausible genocide” in Gaza.

They didn’t.

The ICJ judged that “Palestinians had a plausible right to be protected from genocide”, not that genocide was plausibly taking place.

Tim Cook I think the ad would work much better if it was reversed. All the objects should be expanding out of the iPad rather than being crushed into it

made this edited version in five minutes (thanks iMovie!)

Our beaches and rivers are in a grotesque state.

The Conservative Government has turned a blind eye to record levels of sewage pollution.

If water bosses break the law under a Labour government, they will end up in the dock.
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No more culture wars, says Patrick Harvie, pulling out a bazooka

That lasted long