i seem to recall a time where the twitter ToU said they could essentially steal our intellectual property w/out consequence or somesuch??? and god was that depressing 😮‍💨

are we still not posting snippets? or is it okay to post snippets again 🥺

morning weirdos, time to frolic 🖤

WHY is it that the only thing i ever feel like giving up on is my dreams 😩 bad habits? nah keep em! negative self talk? it's welcome here😃 but all my long-lived, precious dreams? they're the first to go whenever I'm feelin a bit depressed and i ✨hate that✨

when you gotta choose between a comma, a semicolon, or an em dash 😅

'possible tornado filmed crossing highway' (plays video of literal actual churning vortex of cloud-to-ground terror. images of it already appear in the dictionary next to 'tornado'. bill paxton and helen hunt are putting drones inside it.)

me: adding a new dog food in tiny little increments so my babydog doesn't get a little tummy ache 💕
my dog in the backyard on her 47th cicada: 👁️👄👁️

not really sure which story this guy is from (reason and reasonability, maybe?) but wow i did NOT expect fitzwilliam 😂

i, today, at this exact moment, just learned that Mr. Darcy's first name is Fitzwilliam

FITZWILLIAM

bippity boppity my attitude's crotchety

are you normal or do you have to get a raging inferno sunburn every spring to remind you the sun is hot

sometimes the world seems like a bad place, but then i remember spiders could have ended up with wings but they didnt, so at least there's that

go make something today 🥰

i feel it in my bones ✨

you did it 💕

in case you're feeling like a giant piece of shit cause your engagement has tanked, i've seen several tweets about it today and we aren't alone 💕

then query it! then rewrite it again!

when you've written a very mean stabbyboi who does war and cusses and especially ✨stabs✨ and your readers say he is so very cute 🫠

the algorithm hates my pics and i hate the algorithm, so here are some raindrops i found 🥰

ohhh k so i figured it out 😅 'within' is fine! it's unnecessary prepositional phrases that give me the ick! like 'she lifted the glass and sipped the wine within' YIKES or 'he could smell perfume within the space' well it's good he wasn't smelling it in another space ig?? 🥲