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🦈Noel Cypress🦈

@NoelCypress

Im one of those lewd-cosplayers that got popular like 12 years ago and somehow I'm still here. 🔞
phoenix-founder of cosplay adult site @pixelvixens ~
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God dammit. Removing the block feature makes me wanna jump ship.

This is literally my only place I still am active as Noel Cypress. So I'm sad to see it go- but I have blocked ppl for a good reason and it's mental health and safety.

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Welp. I move to my dorm in two weeks.
Still lots of stuff I need for it. If any of yall wanna celebrate this next step of my life into MEDICAL SCHOOL(!!) feel free to grab something off my wishlist
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

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Today I learned that people will just take your chair at the water park, even when your clothing is on it. And when you approach like 'uh that's my clothes' they'll act surprised and refuse to move 😒

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I added a BUNCH of cosplays to my wishlist. If you want me and my big ol titties being your waifu, feel free to grab it for me!
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

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Get you a husband who randomly decides 'imma spoil my wife'
Nails done. Ate sushi. New sailor moon figure. New Cinnomoroll bowl. New chopper tamagotchi. 🥰🥰🥰

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Input needed!
I have been EXHAUSTED since getting back from Jqpan. Like all I wanna do is sleep. Should I be worried?

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Shamelessly plugging my wishlist cuz i found my dorm/apartment space for graduate school!
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

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They sent us to the wrong airport for our connection. Tried to ask us how -we- ended up at the wrong airport when we were like 'what do you mean we? We just followed YOUR boarding passes!'
After an hour of himhawing theyre letting us onto the next flight home.

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Holy fucking fuck.
American Airlines may have just stranded us in Texas due to some ticketing issue?
I am panicking.

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BitchyTSA- my hands are going to be up around your groin area and checking up there.
Me- oh ok. I want to warn I am commando.
Her- *sneers* WOW. I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
.......yours hands are going around my pussy. I wanted to warn you rather than suprise when youre in there.

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Ooof. I got suuuuper fucked with luggage... i (thought i) had ordered tickets were all luggage was covered. Turns out expedia can change your ticket to another airline where your luggage ISN'T covered 🙃🫠🙃🫠🙃

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