Draymond Green could yell in a ref 's face "that's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker" spitting everywhere and the Ref would still give Dennis Schroeder a T and not even look in Dray's direction

Everyone blaming Doc Rivers for the Sixers losing as if they've never experienced the annual dumpster fire disappearing act of James Harden in the playoffs is absolute peak Twitter.

Coach Twitter, please tell me how you would make annual playoff bums stop being annual playoff bums? What is Doc River supposed to do? Turn into a Obi Wan Kenobi hologram and guide James Harden's hands with the force?

Twitter wants Doc Rivers fired. He has done everything to try to motivate James Harden outside of dying and then rising from the dead and literally controlling James Harden's body like it was an old '90s movie 💀

James Harden is the most clutch player of all time when it comes to being unclutch. Like there's nothing I'm more sure of in life than of James Harden giving up in the playoffs. A tradition unlike any other!

Embiid played like trash and lost, and now Jokic is playing like a Basketball GAWD crushing the helpless Lakers. White people haven't been this happy since Elon Musk gave them the power of the Blue Check!

Lakers right now

"My balls are sweaty" - Reggie Miller. Mine too, Reggie. Mine too. THE NBA on TNT IS FANTASTIC!

Jamal Murray is so unconscious right now you would think he was having drinks at Bill Cosby's house at 2am! I AM ENTHRALLED!

Jamal Murray throwing down shot after shot like he was James Harden in Cancun right now

Laker fans are literally chanting "Westbrook" over and over again but Adam Silver's noise cancellation AIB at Crypto is hiding it.

Last night, we saw the LeBron of old in the first half. In the second half, we just saw an old LeBron.

We all see how James Harden quits on his team in the playoffs. We all see how when he wants off a team, he throws a temper tantrum. So why would any NBA team want to trade for him? As the ever eloquent Kurupt Young Gotti once said, "Can't Make a Ho a Housewife".

This GOP debate has plenty of super villains on the stage. DeSanits as Homelander, Haley as Stormfront and Vivek as batshit insane Indian Joker. And they are all still scared of an old man named DARK BRANDON

RIP 1952-2024 #ThrowItDown