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‘Your Honor, I’m Ready To Present,’ Says Giuliani Pulling Rotted Melon, Stray Cat Out Of Old Burlap Sack bit.ly/2IXa5y4

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Governors Call On Gretchen Whitmer To Shut Down Their States So Residents Won’t Get Mad At Them bit.ly/35BPIze

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Pence Creates Exploratory Committee To Find More Charismatic Candidate To Attach Self To In 2024 bit.ly/3puvr6r

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DHS Secretary Assuages Concerns About Protester Abductions By Promising This Will All Feel Routine In A Month bit.ly/30ufotL

DHS Secretary Assuages Concerns About Protester Abductions By Promising This Will All Feel Routine In A Month bit.ly/30ufotL
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Trump Tackles Medical Supply Shortage By Awarding ExxonMobil Contract To Drill For Ventilators In Arctic trib.al/IYcZ05I

Trump Tackles Medical Supply Shortage By Awarding ExxonMobil Contract To Drill For Ventilators In Arctic trib.al/IYcZ05I
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Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It trib.al/aQIuGlG

Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It trib.al/aQIuGlG
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