She couldn't even make it past a first interview to be a fluffer.

This makes me giggle

Believe it or not, I'm usually an easy going guy.

Until your dog shits in my yard.

Just read that the orcas sinking boats - according to orca experts - are likely bored teenage orcas just looking for something fun to do. The orca experts then suggested the orcas engage in more afterschool activities, or just 'get a damn job.'

Trump trying to go all smooth criminal in the Bronx

Oh you've got to be kidding me with this shit

Mood
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Trump and the MAGA still lying about the size of things, like crowds...It's like they have these lingering inadequacy issues stemming from something else. Huh.

Narrator: Yeah, ha ha ha pal and...Oh, wait - you're serious.

When you get caught between the moon and New York City - chances are you're at what's called a 'Lagrange Point' where the gravitational forces between two celestial bodies produce an equilibrium that can hold you in place...Wait maybe I'm not getting what Christopher Cross meant

Always, new levels of fuckery abound

Ahhh, I see - I post things the rw trolls don't like so my account is temporarily suspended and now flagged. I get it.

Heckuva platform.

Nikki Haley will be voting for Trump because of course she will - it was never going to be any other way. She's a clown, just as she's always been.

Judge Cannon is so corrupt that even Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito are jealous.

'Russia is our friend!'
#ThingsNoOneSaidInThe80s

Huh. And yet...nothing will come of this slam dunk case because the judge is obstructing on behalf of Trump. And she'll face no accountability, either. Funny that.

If anything, he needs to give his babbling a rest.

'Unified Reich' eh, Trump?

They call us commies and socialists - not knowing what either of those words mean - and yet they're straight up wannabe Nazis. Huh.

This will get worse

Mother of all things holy - all of this: