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Paige caruso

@paigecaruso3

They call me Thatch Caruso because I’m a little bit f*cked. Self proclaimed #1 Goose chick! married to the Teditor of the EGT

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For 12 years I have lived in towns that are within 20 miles or less of Gillette Stadium so you would think that on a Sunday in the fall I would remember the planes pass by my house after the fly over and we aren’t in fact having a national emergency

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Jon’s new go to when I’m upset about something is to say “well at least your favorite band dedicated a song to you”… really takes the sting away of not being invited to a family party

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Here I am making friends with the people around me at shows so that if I had to pee or something they could hold my spot when all these years I could’ve just been taping down a tarp

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The only enjoyable part about this TNF game for me so far has been the Jason Kelce soup commercial… he’s my preferred Kelce brother

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Jon: “the tooth fairy forgot to take his tooth?” Me: “the tooth fairy woke up from a dead sleep at 2am and remembered she had a job to do and had to run out to her car to get her cash”

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Happy 8th Birthday! Even tho you tell me every day how you hate goose and that phish is better I still love you more then words can describe my perfect rainbow baby

Happy 8th Birthday! Even tho you tell me every day how you hate goose and that phish is better I still love you more then words can describe my perfect rainbow baby