“Inshallah” is the best word in the English language. It represents uncertainty and desire in a way that nothing else quite does: Are you coming to the party? “Inshallah” Will the markets recover? “Inshallah” Can you get this done by Friday? “Inshallah”

Me testing my wife’s patience while she is already mad

White guy tries Indian food for the first time and has his mind blown

We are literally two thirds of the way through 2024 Where did all the time go??

It’s called shitposting because most great tweets are written on the toilet

Everyone talks about Bezos’ transformation, but nobody talks about Jensen Huang’s transition from Asian uncle to signing boobs

Mark Cuban Who’s persona and character would you like to see young children grow up to have:

Spice stores are the best business in the world Go to an Indian supermarket, buy a 1kg bag of turmeric for $20, and resell 100g bottles to white people for $15 each Easy 87% margin

Founder mode

Boeing shares crashing like their planes

Imaging working hard all your life to go to an Ivy League school and get a highly sought after job only to have your wealth and success eclipsed by a blonde chick from the Midwest who made a joke about giving blowjobs while drunk

Venture Capital is a scam sponsored by big semiconductor to take money from Middle East sovereign wealth funds and give it to Nvidia

How tf does Scarlett Johannsen make the list but Elon doesn’t

Austin, I am inside you